"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
如果有人搶了你的老婆，最好的報復就是讓他留著。 Lee Majors (美國電影明星 - 李.梅爾)
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay" together.
結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面·；他們不但不能面對面，而且還分不開。 Al Gore (克林頓當總統時的副總統 - 阿爾·戈爾)
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
不管怎麼樣，還是結婚的好。如果你找到一個好太太，你會很幸福。假如你找到一個壞的，你會成為一個哲學家。 Socrates (古希臘的思想家、哲學家，教育家 - 蘇格拉底)
Mike Tyson's more subdued, docile pix - now this retired boxer has a new hobby-rearing homing pigeons.
"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感，同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。 Mike Tyson (前美國拳王 - 麥克.泰森)
"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
有一個好問題我總是沒答案；那就是 “女人到底想要什麼？” George Clooney (美國著名演員 - 喬治·克魯尼)
and move forward to remain in limelights
even after he stepped down as The President of USA.
"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
我跟我太太才說了幾個字，她卻回了我一段長篇大論。 Bill Clinton (美國前總統- 比爾.克林頓)
Thank the Lord, Saddam Hussein went bust first before I finished my term as The President
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密。我們每個星期去餐館兩次。晚餐有燭光，音樂，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。 George W. Bush (美國前總統 - 小布希)
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
我不怕恐怖分子。我已經結婚兩年了。 Rudy Giuliani (前紐約市911事件時的市長 - 魯迪.朱利安尼)
"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."
最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。 Kobe Bryant (美國籃球巨星 - 科比·布萊恩特)
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
一個好太太當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫。 Barack Obama (美國總統- 歐巴馬)
This piece of humourous quotes were obtained from emails receivedthrough the net.
Alan CY Kok