Thursday, 13 September 2012

Wonderfully described



CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
 CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


 Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.







Classic: A book which people praise, but never read.



Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

 Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

 YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.
 Experience: The name men give to their Mistakes. (Oscar Wilde Portrait)

 Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

 Optimist: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

 Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your Hand before elections and your Confidence later.

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!






 Alan CY Kok
Pictures and captions obtained from
mails received through the net.

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