Sunday, 2 December 2012

Retirement Days






          Why I like retirement?


Question:
How many days in a week?
Answer:
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

   





Question: When is a

retiree's bedtime?




Answer: Three hours after
he falls
 asleep in the recliner. 



Question:
How many retirees to
change a light bulb?
Answer:
Only one, but it might
         take all day.









Question:
What's the biggest 
                gripe of
                retirees?
Answer:
There is not enough
time to get everything done.

   

          Raking the leaves took me one whole day!

Question:
Why don't retirees mind
being called Seniors?
Answer:
The term comes with

         a 10% discount.


Question:
Among retirees 
what is considered 
formal attire?
Answer:
Tied shoes.

   


Question:
Why do retirees count
          pennies?
Answer:
They are the only ones
         who have the time.
   



Question:





What is the common term
 for someone who
enjoys work and refuses
to retire?
Answer:
NUTS!


Question:
Why are retirees so 
slow to 
clean out the basement, 
attic or garage?
Answer:
They know that 
as soon
as they do, one of their
adult kids will want to
store stuff there.

   
Try to stay togther as long as possible during
 the Golden years; it'll be more ideal
with the company of an old dog.

Question:

What do retirees call a   
long lunch?
Answer:
Normal.

   
                      The lunch could go on forever.

Question:

What is the best way to  

describe  retirement?

Answer: 
The never ending

         Coffee Break.









Question: What's the biggest

advantage of going back
to school as a retiree?


Answer:
If you cut classes, no
one calls your parents.

   

There are many ways to wipe out your savings
during your retirement. On the other hand one
should enjoy, reaping the reward of life time during
the retirement years. Just to stay vigilant not to fall
into traps of unscrupulous swindlers.


Question:
Why does a retiree 
often say he doesn't miss work, 
but misses the people he used 
to work with?
Answer:
He is too polite to tell the 
        whole truth.
   











QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer:
Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & 
Sunday, I rest.

   

   
   










Always Remember This:


You don't stop laughing 
because you grow old, 
You grow old because 
you stop laughing.

  

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and
told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart
.
'
Wal-Mart
?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Why Wal-Mart?'

'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'


     
   


 Alan CY Kok  








 

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