Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a
Answer: Three hours after
asleep in the recliner.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Raking the leaves took me one whole day!
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with
a 10% discount.
Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question:Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer:They are the only ones who have the time.
What is the common term
for someone who
enjoys work and
Question:Why are retirees so
clean out the basement,
Answer:They know that
as they do, one of their
will want to
store stuff there.
Try to stay togther as long as possible during
the Golden years; it'll be more ideal
with the company of an old dog.
What do retirees call a
The lunch could go on forever.
What is the best
The never ending
Question: What's the biggest
advantage of going back to school as a
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. There are many ways to wipe out your savings during your retirement. On the other hand one should enjoy, reaping the reward of life time during the retirement years. Just to stay vigilant not to fall into traps of unscrupulous swindlers.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but
misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday,
Always Remember This:
You don't stop laughing
because you grow old,
You grow old because
you stop laughing.
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and
told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'