Monday, 27 May 2013

Chocolate and ice cream


                            Can't eat pork............Swine flu




                                    Can't eat chicken............Bird flu


                           Can't eat beef..............Mad cow



                                 Can't eat egg..............Salmonella




        Can't eat fish..........heavy metal toxic in their waters


Can't eat fruits and vegetable.............Insecticides and herbicides



Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                   
                           
     


     I believe that leaves CHOCOLATE & 
                ICE  CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!! 
                       
          Remember 'STRESSED' 
            spelled backwards is 
                  'DESSERTS'   
             


              Send this to FOUR persons 
               and you will lose 2 pounds      
                                

Delete it and you will gain 10 pounds
immediately!!

      That's why I had to send this to you, not 
                     wanting to take the risk,  
     And I wanted to put a smile on your face!!


Many thanks to Ron Lim for sharing
 this humorous mail. 
Alan CY Kok

No comments:

Post a Comment