Friday, 14 February 2014

A glass of wine

 
My friend seasoned drinker Dorris enjoys a great cuisine together with some red wine. She sends in this mail to me for sharing.
"It's good for ladies!" she claims. Yes, we all know fine dinning are always  accompanied by great wines. The healthy liquor helps to boost your appetite and clean your intestines. Become drunk and go topsy-turvy - well, it all depends on your will power; remember never behave like a fool in the public! Enjoy your meal and have a wonderful time chatting with friends with wines going down your gullet slowly. The saying couldn't be more blunt yet precise:
 
" He keeps his spirit up by pouring spirit down!"  Cheers!


Alan CY Kok
 
 


 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..

And those who don't and are always
Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
 


As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
 



However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 




Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of Shit
..
 


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service

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